Sunday, March 24, 2013
THE TRUTH OR DARE CHAMPION by Justin Grimbol
“Who is it?” he yelled.
The door opened. Light seeped into his room. Pussy Bear stuck her massive bear head into his room. She was drunk.
“What do you want?” he asked.
“I’m bored,” she said.
“It’s five in the morning. You’re supposed to be bored. You’re supposed to be sleeping.”
“I don’t want to sleep. Come on, let’s hang out?”
“And do what?”
“We could play Truth or Dare.”
Pussy Bear loved to play Truth or Dare. She was a pro at truthing and daring. Once she dared a girl named Lila to stick a super powered flash light up her butt. It made both the girls ass cheeks glow. It was the best time ever. Earl was a nerd. He didn’t get to see cool stuff like that very often.
Truth or Dare could also get very awkward though. Pussy Bear loved to dare Earl to sit in her lap and touch her. She loved to make him uncomfortable.
Once, she dared Lila to kiss him. Lila refused. “He smells,” she said.
Earl looked like he was about to cry. This made Pussy Bear furious.
She started verbally abusing the girl. She called her a skank. She told her she was ugly. “You look like fucking Mrs. Potato Head!” Pussy Bear told her. Lila eventually ran out of the house crying.
It had been months since the incident with the Lila. Still, he was apprehensive about playing Truth or Dare. What if she got him all horny and they ended up boinking? He didn’t want to lose his virginity to a drunk Bear.
“Who else is awake?” Earl asked.
“You can’t play Truth or Dare with only two people.”
“Sure you can.”
“It would be boring.”
Earl sighed. Pussy Bear was his first roommate. He thought it would easier to live with someone who was older. It wasn’t. He had been living with this big titted bear for almost a year and he hadn’t gotten used to it. She was belligerent and sex crazed and she never did the dishes. He heard that before she got the surgery she was just a normal woman and that she was pretty. People told him that the surgery had changed her, that it didn’t just make her look like a bear, that it also made her act like one.
“Listen Pussy Bear, I’m eighteen now. I’m way too old to be playing Truth or Dare.”
“Age doesn’t matter,” she said. “I’m old as hell and I still love playing Truth or Dare. It’s the best.”
“I just don’t want to play, OK? I got to get some sleep. I got to go to work tomorrow.”
“OK. I understand.”
Pussy Bear closed the door. Earl lay in bed and listened to her stomp around their apartment. He could hear her rifling through the refrigerator. He could hear her dropping food onto the floor and then drunkenly cleaning it up. Pussy Bear got hungry at night. Especially when she was feeling rejected.
At one point he heard Pussy Bear talking to herself. She was playing Truth or Dare. Alone. “Truth or Dare?” she asked herself. “Truth,” She said. “Don’t chose truth. Only wimps chose truth. Truth is boring.” She said. “Fine I’ll chose dare. OK. I dare you to stay up all night, eat all the food in the refrigerator and then to take a nice long piss as you watch the sun rise.”
Earl laughed when he heard her say this. She was so determined. She was like the Rocky Balboa of Truth or Dare. Part of him wanted to join her. An even bigger part didn’t want to get molested by a giant bear.
He couldn’t sleep. His thoughts were racing. He kept thinking about Pussy Bear. All that fur. Those giant breasts. Her musky odor. Then he thought about Lila. He thought about her ass and how it shined like Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.
Hours passed. The sun rose. Birds began chirping.
Earl heard Pussy Bear walked outside. He heard her pissing. She pissed for what seemed like a small eternity. Earl loved the way it sounded. It was the sound of triumph. She had succeeded. She had played Truth or Dare by herself. And she had won.
Justin Grimbol went to some college for a million years and he has a beard, but you should totally buy his books: Drinking Until Morning and The Crud Masters.
Copyright Justin Grimbol
Artwort Giorgio de Chirico