Haunt by Laura Lee Bahr.
You Don't Know What This Book Is
You don't know why you bought this book. (I met Laura Lee Bahr, but you didn't, so why did you buy it? It's a mystery.)
start reading this book. You don't know what it is. But you can't put
it down. It's like being led by the nose. It's like being in love. You
keep reading in hopes you can figure it out.
But then you give up
trying to figure it out, because there is no way to figure out magic,
and you just enjoy the ride, enjoy being led by the nose. The book
smells great, by the way, so you don't mind. Once all is said and done,
it's one of your favorite books ever. If you are ever remotely cool,
So, if you are even remotely cool, you should buy this
book. And then you have the excuse that I told you to buy it, and you
won't have to wonder so much.